spherical cows

So there's this comic book series from Marvel called Young Avengers. It's not about the Avengers when they were younger, but about a whole new cast of characters whose powers are vaguely kinda sorta not really related to those of four of the original Avengers (Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, and Thor).

The awesome begins fast and continues furiously:

( And this is the part where it gets ridiculously not-dial-up-safe. )